What!? Your anniversary is next week, and you still haven’t found the perfect gift to show your significant other just how important they are to you? Butthole Stickers to the rescue! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing.