Have you been stalking someone, but don’t know just how to tell them about your weirdo feelings? Do you miss your grandma? Butthole Stickers has crafted the perfect card for just such an occasion. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing.