Did Linda, from accounting knock it out of the park with her TPS reports? Was your next door neighbor a hit on Jeopardy? Did your 6-year-old nephew just learn how to read? Let them know how impressed you are with one of these bad boys. We will mail out this fancy schmaltzy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing.