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Everyone in 2017: You guys should make scented butthole stickers! Us: LOLZ. That would be pretty funny. Everyone in 2018: Have you made those scented butthole stickers yet? Us: Not yet. We are still trying to figure out how to make them. Everyone in 2019: DUDE! I’m serious! WE! NEED! SCENTED! BUTTHOLE! STICKERS! Us: Settle down! I think we might have a plan. Everyone in 2020: COVID is the WORST! Us: Right!? (But what you didn’t know is we were spending the time working on some magical potions and formulas, MWUAHAHAHAHA!) Everyone in 2021: When the fu—– Us: (Interrupting y’all with our big-ass announcement) BAM!!!!!!!!!!! We present to you……..SCRATCH AND SNIFF BUTTHOLE STICKERS!!!!!!!! Actual product will be real stickers with closeups of a butthole. Don’t say we didn’t warn you. Each set will be 3 sheets and come with (60) small stickers, (18) medium stickers, and (6) large stickers.

Yasssss, queen! It’s true. We believe that all buttholes matter, so here is our contribution to society. Over the years, we have received countless emails and much support for our products from the LGBTQ community. We have always talked about making something especially for you to show some love in return. This was what we came up with. These vibrantly colorful butthole stickers will arrive to you in 3 sheets containing 18 stickers each. As always, the actual product is real photos of real buttholes. Taste the rainbow, stick the rainbow.

You asked for it. We made it happen. Ok, so literally NOBODY asked for these, but we figured, “What the hey!” Some people are born for greatness, and leave behind a memorable legacy when they leave this world. Us? Well…. we are going to be forever known as “those guys that made butthole stickers”, and we are 100% okay with that. Each set will include one 3″ sticker of each emoji (only with a butthole photo where the pink is shown in the photo) in stunning HD, because that’s how we roll.

You will get 3 sheets of these critically acclaimed 1/2″ butthole stickers. These are roughly the size of a dime. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. This option will get you a whopping 150 butthole stickers! Share them with your friends, or don’t. We really don’t care what you do with them.

You will get 3 sheets of amazeballs 1″ butthole stickers. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. This option will get you a whopping 54 butthole stickers! Stick them anywhere you see fit.

Who in their right mind needs 3 sheets of 1.5″ butthole stickers? Well, you do, of course. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. You will receive 24 large butthole stickers! Nothing says lovin’ like an envelope full of butthole stickers.

Like the Boy Scouts, you too can always be prepared. You will get a total of (50) 1/2″, (18) 1″, and (8) 1.5″ butthole stickers. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl, so GO NUTS!

These travel-sized Butthole Stickers are our most portable yet! You will get three sheets of these magical little brown eyes. Each sheet will have several sections of various-sized stickers. Never get caught off guard again. Always be prepared, and all that jargon.

Do you have a loved one that is hard to shop for? How about someone that you downright loathe? Whatever the case may be, ButtholeStickers.com is here to help. Just purchase this virtual gift card for them, and we will either email them a confirmation code, or mail them out a set of Butthole Stickers of your choosing. Nice, huh? We thought so, too.

Send that unsolicited dick pic in style, with the help of DICKers, from your pals at Butthole Stickers. These were fan-submitted works of art that were turned into, you guessed it, dick stickers (DICKers). You will get 3 packs per order, delivered right to your door. Or send them to your ex girlfriend, we don’t care.

Like the Boy Scouts, you too can always be prepared. You will get a total of (60) 1/2″, (18) 1″, and (6) 1.5″ circle hand game stickers. Our stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl, so GO NUTS!

What!? Your anniversary is next week, and you still haven’t found the perfect gift to show your significant other just how important they are to you? Butthole Stickers to the rescue! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

What could be better than a poem that ends with “Butthole Stickers”? Nothing. Literally, nothing. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

We really hope that your grandpa recovers quickly after his parkour injury. By golly, we even have a card for that! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

Have you been stalking someone, but don’t know just how to tell them about your weirdo feelings? Do you miss your grandma? Butthole Stickers has crafted the perfect card for just such an occasion. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

Did Linda, from accounting knock it out of the park with her TPS reports? Was your next door neighbor a hit on Jeopardy? Did your 6-year-old nephew just learn how to read? Let them know how impressed you are with one of these bad boys. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

Why fight the mall traffic this holiday season? And what a truly merry mood the recipient will be in when they receive this! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

Oy vey! Let Butthole Stickers will help you turn one of those eight crazy nights into this year’s most talked-about gift. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

Anyone would be LUCKY to get this card in the mail. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

There really is no better birthday gift out there. Believe me, I’ve checked. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your “to” and “from” address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

Let the creativity fly with these beautiful 3″ magnetic anus portraits. Slap one on your buddy’s gas tank lid. Put one on the crosswalk sign guy’s head at your local elementary school. Hey now, that crayon drawing of your family would look spectacular being held aloft with a butthole magnet. Price includes three magnets and first class mail delivery.

Every day, thousands of products are released into the market. This is one of them. Now, you can sit there and say things like, “Why did they make those?” Or, “Gross! Is that really a butthole?” What you should really be doing is pressing that button down there and get you some. Be the envy of your next party AND save your coffee table from unsightly ring stains. Your friends will wonder where you got those chic abstract art coasters. Price includes a set of four laser engraved wooden coasters with slip-resistant feet, and first class shipping in the continental US. You will also get bragging rights for owning the (currently) most expensive product that Butthole Stickers has to offer. Not too shabby, eh?