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Butthole Emoji Family Sticker Pack

You asked for it. We made it happen. Ok, so literally NOBODY asked for these, but we figured, "What the hey!" Some people are born for greatness, and leave behind a memorable legacy when they leave this world. Us? Well.... we are going to be forever known as "those guys that made butthole stickers", and we are 100% okay with that. Each set will include one 3" sticker of each emoji (only with a butthole photo where the pink is shown in the photo) in stunning HD, because that's how we roll.

$5.69


Small Butthole Stickers

You will get 3 sheets of these critically acclaimed 1/2″ butthole stickers. These are roughly the size of a dime. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. This option will get you a whopping 150 butthole stickers! Share them with your friends, or don’t. We really don’t care what you do with them.

$5.69


Medium Butthole Stickers

You will get 3 sheets of amazeballs 1″ butthole stickers. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. This option will get you a whopping 54 butthole stickers! Stick them anywhere you see fit.

$5.69


Large Butthole Stickers

Who in their right mind needs 3 sheets of 1.5″ butthole stickers? Well, you do, of course. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. You will receive 24 large butthole stickers! Nothing says lovin’ like an envelope full of butthole stickers.

$5.69


Buttload of Butthole Stickers

Like the Boy Scouts, you too can always be prepared. You will get a total of (50) 1/2″, (18) 1″, and (8) 1.5″ butthole stickers. Our butthole stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl, so GO NUTS!

$5.69


“Emergency” Butthole Stickers

These travel-sized Butthole Stickers are our most portable yet! You will get three sheets of these magical little brown eyes. Each sheet will have several sections of various-sized stickers. Never get caught off guard again. Always be prepared, and all that jargon.

$5.69


Butthole Stickers Gift Card

Do you have a loved one that is hard to shop for? How about someone that you downright loathe? Whatever the case may be, ButtholeStickers.com is here to help. Just purchase this virtual gift card for them, and we will either email them a confirmation code, or mail them out a set of Butthole Stickers of your choosing. Nice, huh? We thought so, too.

$5.69


DICKers: Series 1 Pack

Send that unsolicited dick pic in style, with the help of DICKers, from your pals at Butthole Stickers. These were fan-submitted works of art that were turned into, you guessed it, dick stickers (DICKers). You will get 3 packs per order, delivered right to your door. Or send them to your ex girlfriend, we don't care.

$5.69


Small Circle Hand Game Stickers

GOTCHA! You will get 3 sheets of these "handy" 1/2″ stickers. These are roughly the size of a dime. Our stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. This option will get you a whopping 150 stickers! Share them with your friends, or don’t. We really don’t care what you do with them.

$5.69


Medium Circle Hand Game Stickers

You will get 3 sheets of amazeballs 1″ circle hand game stickers. Our stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. This option will get you a whopping 54 stickers! Stick them anywhere you see fit.

$5.69


Large Circle Hand Game

Who in their right mind needs 3 sheets of 1.5″ circle hand game stickers? Well, you do, of course. Our stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl. You will receive 24 large stickers! Nothing says lovin’ like an envelope full of stickers.

$5.69


Handful of Circle Hand Game Stickers

Like the Boy Scouts, you too can always be prepared. You will get a total of (60) 1/2″, (18) 1″, and (6) 1.5″ circle hand game stickers. Our stickers are made from weatherproof vinyl, so GO NUTS!

$5.69


Happy Anniversary Greeting Card

What!? Your anniversary is next week, and you still haven't found the perfect gift to show your significant other just how important they are to you? Butthole Stickers to the rescue! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Dude, Happy Birthday Poem Greeting Card

What could be better than a poem that ends with "Butthole Stickers"? Nothing. Literally, nothing. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Get Well “Beary Soon” Greeting Card

We really hope that your grandpa recovers quickly after his parkour injury. By golly, we even have a card for that! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Thinking of You Greeting Card

Have you been stalking someone, but don't know just how to tell them about your weirdo feelings? Do you miss your grandma? Butthole Stickers has crafted the perfect card for just such an occasion. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Congratulations (on the thing) Greeting Card

Did Linda, from accounting knock it out of the park with her TPS reports? Was your next door neighbor a hit on Jeopardy? Did your 6-year-old nephew just learn how to read? Let them know how impressed you are with one of these bad boys. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Merry Christmas Greeting Card

Why fight the mall traffic this holiday season? And what a truly merry mood the recipient will be in when they receive this! We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Happy Hanukkah Greeting Card

Oy vey! Let Butthole Stickers will help you turn one of those eight crazy nights into this year's most talked-about gift. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Holiday Stocking Greeting Card

Anyone would be LUCKY to get this card in the mail. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


Happy Birthday Greeting Card

There really is no better birthday gift out there. Believe me, I've checked. We will mail out this fancy schmancy greeting card. Inside, will be your personal message (if you choose to have one) and a sheet of our famous little adhesive anus portraits in four various sizes. US postage included! Feel free to send it anonymously, and REALLY keep them guessing. We will contact you after your purchase to get your "to" and "from" address. You can also add a personal hand-written message 😉

$5.69


3″ Butthole Magnets

Let the creativity fly with these beautiful 3" magnetic anus portraits. Slap one on your buddy's gas tank lid. Put one on the crosswalk sign guy's head at your local elementary school. Hey now, that crayon drawing of your family would look spectacular being held aloft with a butthole magnet. Price includes three magnets and first class mail delivery.

$5.69


Wooden Butthole Coasters

Every day, thousands of products are released into the market. This is one of them. Now, you can sit there and say things like, "Why did they make those?" Or, "Gross! Is that really a butthole?" What you should really be doing is pressing that button down there and get you some. Be the envy of your next party AND save your coffee table from unsightly ring stains. Your friends will wonder where you got those chic abstract art coasters. Price includes a set of four laser engraved wooden coasters with slip-resistant feet, and first class shipping in the continental US. You will also get bragging rights for owning the (currently) most expensive product that Butthole Stickers has to offer. Not too shabby, eh?

$19.69


Check back often! We have a LOT of stupid, I mean, FUN new items coming your way over the next few weeks. You’ll poop your pants when you see some of the surprises we have in store for you!