All of our lives, our parents, teachers, and heroes tell us that we can accomplish great things if we just put our minds to it. While this may not be the cure for cancer, butthole stickers might just be the next best thing. I guarantee you that our parents are reading this and thinking, “Wow. I made such an amazing human. Just look at all they have accomplished.”

“But you don’t have to take my word for it.”

-Levar Burton